Advance Aussie Farmers Direct's Fare

Australians all let us rejoice
For Aussie Farmers Direct has set us free

Photo: Fruit from golden soil and farmers' toil.
Credit: Food Poet.

Photo: Such great service, free delivery,
oh so rare! Credit: Food Poet.

Photo: Fish fresh from the sea. Credit: Food Poet. 

With fruits from golden soil and farmers' toil
Our prawns and fish are fresh from the sea.

Our pantries abound in Nature’s gifts
From such great service, so rare
In history’s page, they'll take centre stage
Advance Aussie Farmers Direct's fare!

Beneath our radiant southern Cross
Our Aussie farmers toil with hearts and hands
To rear such juicy lamb of theirs
Renowned of all the lands.

For those who’ve come across the seas
There’s boundless food to share
With passion let us all combine
To Advance Aussie Farmers Direct for their extensive ware!

In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Aussie Farmers Direct for your excellent fare!



Many thanks Peter Dodds McCormick: for your wonderful Advance Australia Fair which has been adapted for a fair dinkum awesome Aussie service!

Honey joy

Photo: Liquid gold drizzling
over green pancakes.Credit: Food Poet.

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SBS Food ohhh glorious food

Screenshot: Food Safari -
what a journey!

Of all the channels on the air
There’s one that that pulls me in each time
SBS Food: when it’s on I can’t help but sit and stare
The people, the culture, and of course - the food, are all so damn fine.


Food Safari is one of my favourite shows
Oh how creatively travel and food are rolled into one
Fragrant food from Spain, France, Italy and Greece fill my nose
I’m always inspired to cook up a storm when the show’s done.
 

Screenshot: Heston's Feasts
are truly unique.

But Thursday night is not over by far 
Heston’s Feasts so cheeky and clever, yes the fun is just beginning
He takes us right back in time cooking food you’d never see in a bar
From Flying desserts, ejaculating cakes...and a gingerbread house so big you couldn’t possibly eat another thing.

The family food fun just keeps going on and on
There’s Lyndey and Blair’s Taste of Greece
A culinary joy of the beautiful Greek culture, and home of our favourite fruiterer Con

Screenshot: Gourmet Farmer
enjoying the tough lessons
and delicious food from the
Tassie soil.

Drinking ouzo with roast pig and spanakopita, oh how could we leave them alone to eat in peace!

And dear little Tassie
Makes its mark on the Aussie map
With chef-turned-Gourmet-Farmer with a farm oh so snazzy
Turning local produce from hard working famers into feasts that makes everyone just wanna nap.

From Oz we skip over to Luke Nguyen's Vietnam

Screenshot: Luke Nguyen's
Vietnam - an intriguingly
delicious insight into
his motherland.

Where he is never short of great tips
From grandmas who laugh and laugh when they come
To help Luke cook food so fresh and vibrant the film crew can’t help but get sensational clips.

Oh food glorious food
SBS Food you truly inspire
The way you make food look and feel so amazingly good
For your incredible food shows I will never, never tire!

The 7 habits of highly effective food shoppers

To get the most from food shopping
That’ll help you make easy, quick dishes with top quality food for next to nothing
It only takes a little effort to eat like a king.

 

Screenshot: Farmers Markets are
local and fresh.

One: Be proactive
Try farmer’s markets, food swaps, and online stores – often free and discounts are very attractive.
Supermarkets are certainly not the only way to live.


Two: Begin with the end in mind
Look up Gourmet Traveller and Gourmet Backyard or watch SBS Food and Poh’s Kitchen – their dishes are one of a kind.
And for really quick spreads, though not quite Aussie, we love Jamie Oliver and his 30 minute cooking, it's a real find.

Screenshot: Gourmet Farmer Cai
tips on how to eat & grow
fresh produce.

Three: Put first things first
Decide what’s important in your food world and pursue them with thirst.
For inspiration, visit the beautiful and enticing Piper St, Oxley Estate, and Beerenberg first.


Three: Synergize
Swap picking with bulk packs of meat and vegetables, those are definitely worth a few tries.
Where? Urban Food Market, CERES Food Fair, and Aussie Farmers Direct – food grown under Aussie skies!

Screenshot: Myrtleford Butter Factory -
hand-made European butter.

Four: Seek first to understand
Our Aussie chooks, lambs and cows are treated with love all over the land.
Just ask Foodo, The Butter Factory, and Pacdon Park, whose bread, butter and sausages are truly grand!


Five: Think Win-Win
Seek value for money and keep local producers away from shaking a tin.
Try Bests Wines, Feast Fine Foods and Queen Vic Market: how could we possibly let all that good produce go into the bin.


Seven: Sharpen your saw
Practice your new shopping habits more and more.
And you’ll be rewarded with delicious fresh food your family and friends will simply adore!





Screenshot: Country Valley Milk - taste the difference.

Screenshot: SBS Food - so many great recipe ideas.

Screenshot: Piper St specialises in charcuterie.

Screenshot: Quality Earth Food from Aussie Farmers Direct.



Food and fun at Villa Gaia Ubud

Photo: Green pancakes for brekky were a dream.
Credit: Food Poet.

A dear angel friend Amber
Ran the most beautiful yoga retreat with the heart at its centre
With a group so amazing
Every day we just let it all go to dance, laugh and sing!

At the home of generous Glenn, the magical Villa Gaia was a sight
So spoilt were we with massages by the pool under the moonlight.
Our tummies were filled with heavenly food prepared by sweet Dayu
That made us all feel so refreshed and anew.

Dayu’s menu was always diverse and appealed to our taste
You wouldn’t believe how we walked to the table with haste.
Breakfasts of granola, green pancakes, yoghurt, honey and free range scrambled eggs
The perfect end to Carl and Jen’s amazing acro yoga session full of arms and legs.

For food so healthy like raw lasagne and pumpkin crackers
Carrot curries and sweet potato stir fry, oh boy did it beat Mackers!
An understatement to say how much we did enjoy
Dayu’s guacamole, lentil stew and sweet corn tempeh (aka soy).

We swam out into the beautiful sea
Saluted the radiant morning sun until we were drenched in sweat, believe me.
We heard the spirit of the trees walking rice paddies with Simone
And for all that we devoured Dayu’s chocolate sauce til we let out many a groan.

Back at home across the seas
We often think of the retreat at beautiful Villa Gaia with so many fond memories:
The yoga, the song, the massages, the palm trees by the pool what a sight
And of course the delicious food – you can bet we’ll all return to Ubud asap by day or by night!

Photo: The beautiful sight from Villa Gaia at 
night. Credit: Food Poet

Photo: Raw lasagne just our taste, we ate it all in a
haste. Credit: Food Poet

Photo: Yoga by the pool, whoa it was so cool.
Credit: Food Poet

Photo: Homemade chocolate sauce with local fruit of
course. Credit: Food Poet

Where to find yoga with Amber and Villa Gaia

Amber Spear yoga: Perth, WA, Australia & All over the world
Villa Gaia: Ubud, Bali, Indonesia

Miss Marie Rosanna cafe

Photo: Miss Marie's famous table, unbelievably stable.
Credit: Food Poet.

I once visited a cafe called Miss Marie
Out in the outer burbs, on the other side of the city, boy was it a drive for me!
But as soon as I walked in the door
I knew there were plenty of amazing treats in store.

The bright, airy room so industrially funky
With a lovely bunch of waiters and waitresses so spunky.
So quick with a smile to greet
And even better they promptly found us a seat.

Owners, charming Vanessa Marie (aka Miss Marie) and barista extraordinaire Paul
Directed us to the amazing menu – a brilliant door hung sideways on the wall.
We were still marvelling at the earthy long wooden table
With its ingenious steel legs and ‘Miss Marie’ as its label.

On the menu all day breakfast we found
So thrilled with the tantalising selection we barely make a sound.
Should we get the mouth-watering all day brekky with Luke’s special relish?
Or the delectable French toast of brioche, bacon, banana, and golden maple - ooh sounded delish!

Luckily with a group I went
And a breakfast feast we devoured with no care for what we spent.
The coffee was superb
Thank goodness it kept coming without so much as a word.

Mmm...brekky all day
Dinner wasn’t a possibility, not after all that, no way!
As we rolled happily out the door, our only regret
Was that we couldn’t fit in the wicked looking brownies – next time we definitely won’t forget!


Photo: Coffee art, what a great way for the day to start.
Credit: Food Poet.



Photo: The clever menu on the wall, yes it really is a
door. Credit: Food Poet.

Where to find Miss Marie Rosanna

• Miss Marie Rosanna: Rosanna (of course!), Victoria, Australia

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Pies in the sky

Photo: Pie floater with sauce of course!

I’m dreaming
Dreaming of pies
Mmm.. delicious pies in the skies.

Ever heard
Of a Pie floater
A delectable pie in pea and ham soup, indeed what could be tastier?

Then there’s the humble ol Aussie meat
Ever easy going
Oh boy, it certainly gets all those ravenous mouths drooling.

Need more to explore? Take a journey to Asia
To taste the fare
Pies with Thai green curry, Korma chicken and Indonesian beef rendang if you dare.

My favourite?
Hands down - Tandoori chicken and spinach
Why? It’s creamy texture, tender chicken and fragrant spices, yes just a pinch.

The best part of all
When I woke up with a start
Pie in the Sky is real, and has a very special place in my heart.

Photo: Pie with the lot steaming hot.

Photo: Pie in the Sky, go ahead, give it a try!

Where to find Pie in the Sky

• Pie in the Sky: Olinda, Victoria, Australia 

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What's your favourite pie?

For the love of crumpets



Photo: Oh crumpet, my love


The dear soul who invented crumpets was truly a genius
My favourite way to eat them? Twice toasted for extra crispiness and firmness.

Generous dollops of butter spread over and over
The creamy golden goodness oozes ohhh so sensually I discover.

Topped with slices of banana so precious
A loving sprinkle of juicy blueberries, truly delicious.

For the grand finale a luxurious drizzle of maple syrup, only pure
And a lazy shake of sweet smelling cinnamon, mmm... what a lure!

What do you love on your crumpets?

The secret to perfect muffins




Photo: Gluten free muffins so divine with a delicious shine.

 I’ve been in a muffin frenzy lately
Making up for being a little bit tardy.

First time was horrific, turned out gluggy and raw
I just took it out of the oven hoping for the luck of the draw.

Second time was cooked at least
Though dry and unsweet, I wouldn’t dare bring it to a feast.

Was third time lucky as the saying goes
Oh yes, certainly, my guests devoured it by the truckloads.

Moist inside, on the outside crispy and golden
What a delightful sight to beholden.

So just what is my secret to the perfect muffin?
Sour cream it is, use it and you’ll be laughin and laughin!
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Thank you Donna Hay Modern Classics for letting me in on the secret. I hope you don’t mind the little modifications I’ve made...

• swapped caster sugar for brown sugar – less processed, helps me feel better about eating this treat
• turned white flour into gluten free self-raising flour – I love the texture and lightness of gluten free flour
• took out baking powder completely – don’t need it with self-raising flour do we?
• added LSA (linseed, sesame, almond mix) - for that extra bit of goodness
• added mixed spice – oh how I love the smell of cinnamon and nutmeg..

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Gluten-free blueberry muffins
Serves: Up to 12 muffins
Ingredients:





Photo: Muffins with sour cream, so good you'll scream!


• 2 cups gluten free SR flour
• 2/3 cup vege oil
• 200 ml sour cream (thank you Aussie Farmers Direct for the idea)
• 2/3 cup brown sugar
• 2 tbsp LSA
• 1 tsp mixed spice
• 2 free range eggs
• 1 1/4 cup blueberries
• 1 tsp grated lemon rind.

Method:

1. Sift flour
2. Add sugar, spice and LSA to flour
3. Whisk oil, sour cream, eggs and rind
4. Add cream mix to flour mix and mix til just combined
5. Sprinkle blueberries and stir a couple of times
6. Spoon into a muffin tray
7. Bake in preheated oven for 180 degrees for 10 mins or until golden brown and cooked inside (test with skewer)
8. Savour each bite with a hot cup of peppermint tea (or whatever turns you on!).

Photo: Enjoy with a lovely cup of tea, absolutely divine believe me.

P.S. I’ve asked the Oracle (aka Yahoo Answers), and indeed, sour cream is the magic ingredient. It adds a lovely moistness and denseness to cakes and muffins.  

Muchas gracias

• Aussie Farmers Direct (AFD): for your sour cream specials - go Aussie farmers!
• Donna Hay: for your base recipe (which I bastardised - but for a worthy cause I'm sure you'll agree ;p
• Yahoo Answers (The Oracle)
  

What's your secret to perfect muffins?